3463Computerhulp
posted by Aar on maart 2nd, 2016
Eindelijk, eindelijk kreeg ik weer eens een vaag verstaanbaar telefoontje van iemand die mij met de computer wilde helpen:
“Hello I am (onverstaanbaar) from windows tech department”
“Hello how can I help you?”
“No I must help you, there are warning messages from your computer”
“O really????” (ik begin er zin in te krijgen)
“Yes there is a hacker in your computer”
“That is terrible! I have a very small computer”
“I can help you get the hacker out”
“Fantastic, is it expensive?”
(twijfel, twijfel…) “No only ten euros”
“OK let’s get started then!”“First start Google Chrome”
“I have no chrome, I do not like bling bling”
“No, no a web browser – which one do you have?”
“I like lynx a lot”
(twijfel, twijfel….)“Sir, do you have a windows computer?”
“No I don’t”
“Do you have an apple?”
“No I have a banana”
“Sorry?”
“A yellow computer, very nice. And a beetje krom, just like this conversation”
“beep beep beep beep…”
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